fennicfennec:

thanestittywindow:

cndycrn:

A programmer is going out for a stroll one evening. His wife asks him to swing by the store and pick up a gallon of milk, and if they had eggs, to get a dozen. He returned with twelve gallons of milk and said “They had eggs.”

if (eggs==true){
  bring.milk(12)
}

if (store.hasEggs()) {
    store.buy("Milk", 12);
}
else {
    store.buy("Milk", 1);
}

posted on Apr 04 from trashtaromidorima © cssdy with 35,719 notes

dangerscissor:

every friend group has that one friend that’s just a giant bird, who you might need to watch your back around lest you be impaled by their mighty talons. birds are ficklehearted, mysterious beasts. watch out for the bird friend.


posted on Mar 29 from bonnca © dangerscissor with 14,884 notes
tagged: #me

himaruyolo:

me? an artist? no. im not an artist. im a drawer. [slides open]


posted on Mar 04 from trashtaromidorima © himaruyolo with 40,278 notes
tagged: #me

posted on Feb 28 from textsfromdmc with 78 notes
tagged: #dmc #me
textsfromdmc:

(requested by anonymous)

textsfromdmc:

(requested by anonymous)


posted on Feb 23 from textsfromdmc with 155 notes
tagged: #me #dmc3

pospiscal:

*cracks my knuckles* time to complain


posted on Feb 13 from trashtaromidorima © pospiscal with 64,915 notes
tagged: #me

nyupanties:

how does it feel to follow a magical girl (me)


posted on Feb 11 from kakuzetsu © reifaun with 5,240 notes
tagged: #ME

sextective:

as a non-english speaking person, reading fanfiction in your own native language is probably the weirdest and most horrible thing ever


posted on Feb 02 from fabelyn © sextective with 25,787 notes
tagged: #me

posted on Jan 28 from egberts with 50,690 notes
tagged: #pokemon #me

posted on Jan 27 from kakuzetsu © sharkeishaa with 27,370 notes
tagged: #me #adventure time

colfersaurusrex:

rabioheab:

there could be a ghost aggressively breakdancing beside you right now and you’d have no idea

image


posted on Jan 14 from kakuzetsu © rabioheab with 401,819 notes
tagged: #me

owlturdcomix:

Sup.


posted on Jan 11 from kakuzetsu © owlturdcomix with 56,089 notes
tagged: #me

spikespiegell:

accio-boggarts:

spikespiegell:

people think im book smart but im just 99% bullshit and 1% dinosaur trivia

Then tell a dinosaur fact

i know that they are 100% FUCKIGN RAD


posted on Dec 21 from trashtaromidorima © spikespiegell with 219,708 notes
tagged: #me

posted on Dec 10 from bonnca © sogequeenu with 12,367 notes
tagged: #me
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